holy fucking shit my brain
(Source: snoopdong, via snakeeaters)
The Bubbles popsicle is one of the most horrifying things I’ve ever seen.
mother of god…
(via artisticduckie)
TEST YOUR KEYBOARD
Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”
THKBNFJS THLAY DG.holy shit
HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG
WHAT IS THIS?!
H CK BN FX JMPS V H LAZ BN DG>
wow good job i even made sure to spell everything right
THKBNFJSTHLAYDG
the fuck?
HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG
OK WAT….
TE QUICK BROWN FOW JUP OVVER TE LAZY DO
THKBNFJSTHLAYDG
what. the. fuck.
THKBNFJSTHLAYDG
I got the same as the last person.. Seriously, what is this?
This confuses me because mine is fine.
THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.
Showed this to my mum as she walked by. She got over excited and is now sulking in her room mumbling how we don’t have enough geodes (we have loads..) and that I should go get an amazing job and buy her one of the amethyst cathedrals.
At least I know where most my behavioural traits come from I guess..I’m so glad I’ve never been in a rock shop with both our Mum’s. They’d never leave.
Holiday in cornwall as a kid, there was a rock shop as you called it, we were in there so often my mum became besties with the woman running it and she spent so much money in there we were pretty much just handed freebies by the end of it.
If your mum was there too they’d probably have become co-owners and moved in…
That’d actually be totes cool.
(Source: prisingh)
Cease Silence: Billy Collins, "On Turning Ten"
The whole idea of it makes me feel
like I’m coming down with something,
something worse than any stomach ache
or the headaches I get from reading in bad light—
a kind of measles of the spirit,
a mumps of the psyche,
a disfiguring chicken pox of the soul.
You tell me it is…
Hey Emilyfacesillymccoy, this hair is cool. More feathery.
(Source: pornforblind, via androgynyous)
Showed this to my mum as she walked by. She got over excited and is now sulking in her room mumbling how we don’t have enough geodes (we have loads..) and that I should go get an amazing job and buy her one of the amethyst cathedrals.
At least I know where most my behavioural traits come from I guess..
I’m so glad I’ve never been in a rock shop with both our Mum’s. They’d never leave.
(Source: prisingh)
make a genderbent hipster version of yourself!
the link above is for ladies, this one is for dudes. or make both! and then make a girl version of the boy version! and then a boy version of her! make infinitely recursive hipster versions of yourself!
babe
This is why I’m hot.
I don’t wear little beanie hats because it makes me look like Jay from Jay and silent Bob.
Hand Holding by chaoslife
How is it for straight couples while walking around?
(via ceasesilence)
